Cracking Me Up

I went searching for some intelligent quotes for you to share with your kids and instead I found some of the niftiest quotes BY kids.

This page had me cracking up. Below is a sample. Have a great weekend!

Enjoy!


Truly,

Sylvia C.



Quotes By Kids

If your mom picks your clothes and you dislike them, tell her they don't fit.
Christie, age 12


You shouldn't listen in on your sister's conversation with her boyfriend because it gets too mushy.
Lezlee, age 11


If you want something expensive, you should ask your grandparents.
Matthew, age 12


If your mom's asleep, don't wake her up.
Amber, age 10



My dad will never be color coordinated.
Samuel, age 11



When you complain about doing the dishes, you usually get stuck doing them more often.
Nichole, age 14


If I do my homework on the bus, my mom never believes it.
Adam, age 9



The boys' restroom smells, but the girls' restroom doesn't.
Devin, age 10



School lunches stick to the wall.
Patrick, age 10



You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Rosemary, age 7



You only have one mom, and you should take care of her.
Sean, age 12



All quotes found here: Quotes By Kids